101 Things to do with a Potato101 Things to do with a Potato1) Eat it raw. There are several ways of doing this, such as
2) Bite it, like an apple3) Suck on it4) Swallow it whole. This might be quite difficult, unless you have a very big mouth. Or a very small potato.5) If none of the above seem particularly appealing, you could boil it, and then eat it.6) Bake it. Cut it in half. Spread with butter and sprinkle with salt. Eat it.7) Cook it, mash it, mix the mashed potato with butter, milk and a hint of nutmeg, and then eat it.8) Alternatively, you could take the mashed potato and throw it at someone!9) Draw eyes on you potato. Maybe even attach arms and legs to it. Give it a name, and make it your friend. Its as good a friend as any human, and I know that for a fact!10) Boil it. Keep its skin on. Climb to the top of a tall skyscraper, and drop your boiled potato over the edge. You will find that it makes a soft splotch as it hits the pavement. Is this not a pleasing sound?11) Make
The Sound of SilenceThe Sound of SilenceListening for silence?Not many ever do.Maybe theyre just self-absorbedOr they dont have a clueThat silence is so hard to findIts rarely ever true.For even when the waves are flatA storms inside your headThoughts buzz around like angry beesWeighing you down like lead.They make an artificial soundKnocking silence dead.Just try to clear your head of thoughts;Heave a defeated sigh.Silence is impossible.In fact, Ill tell you whyIf you stop singing your own songAnd listen to the skyYoull find its filled with other songsThat no-one ever hearsEveryone hears no-one elseTheir own thoughts clog their ears.The sky is filled with unheard songsThe rivers flow with tearsThe very air is thick with bloodThe sky will never clear.